WordPress Maintenance Without the Theater

Updates tested before they go live. Instant rollback if anything breaks. Back online in minutes if anything goes wrong.

Updates shouldn't break your site.

Updates are tested automatically after going live. If anything breaks - checkout, forms, layouts - it rolls back instantly. Your customers don’t see the broken version.

Back online fast when needed.

Daily backups run automatically with secure off-site storage. If something goes wrong, one-click restore gets you back online in minutes, not hours or days.

Fast site,
not just monitored.

CDN, caching, and image optimization come standard on every tier. Your site loads fast for visitors worldwide, not just monitored and reported.

Used by sites
that can't afford downtime

The Maintenance Trap

Here's how most WordPress maintenance works:

They charge you monthly to scan your site.

Something gets detected. That's when the real bill arrives.

Broken update?

$150 emergency fix.

Need backups restored?

That'll be extra.

Want your site to load fast?

Premium tier only.

You're not paying for maintenance.

You're paying for notifications and a menu of charges.

We built NoDrama because

We were tired of explaining to clients
why "maintenance" didn't actually maintain anything.

Incomplete vs. Complete

Standard Maintenance Plans

Updates applied weekly. If something breaks - emergency fee.

Daily backups with limited retention. Restoration fee often applies.

Performance monitoring with monthly reports. Want it optimized? Call sales for a quote.

Uptime monitoring with email alerts. You handle incidents yourself.

NoDrama Complete Operations

Updates tested before going live. Breaks caught and rolled back automatically. Included.

Daily backups with secure off-site storage. One-click restore in minutes. Included.

CDN, caching, image optimization on all tiers. Your site loads fast, not just monitored.

Uptime monitoring - we investigate issues. You stay focused on your business.

Updates tested before going live. Breaks caught and rolled back automatically. Included.

Daily backups with secure off-site storage. One-click restore in minutes. Included.

CDN, caching, image optimization on all tiers. Your site loads fast, not just monitored.

Uptime monitoring - we investigate issues. You stay focused on your business.

Updates tested before going live. Breaks caught and rolled back automatically. Included.

Daily backups with secure off-site storage. One-click restore in minutes. Included.

CDN, caching, image optimization on all tiers. Your site loads fast, not just monitored.

Uptime monitoring - we investigate issues. You stay focused on your business.

Updates tested before going live. Breaks caught and rolled back automatically. Included.

Daily backups with secure off-site storage. One-click restore in minutes. Included.

CDN, caching, image optimization on all tiers. Your site loads fast, not just monitored.

Uptime monitoring - we investigate issues. You stay focused on your business.

This isn't a feature comparison. It's a philosophy difference.

Three Tiers.
No Hidden Costs.

Essential

For sites that need security and reliability, nothing more.

Updates tested before going live - breaks caught and rolled back automatically

Daily backups with one-click restore - back online in minutes if needed

CDN optimization included - fast load times worldwide

Monthly health reports in plain English

Business

For eCommerce, high-traffic, or multi-location operations.

Hourly backups - lose minutes of data when recovery is needed, not hours or days

100GB storage, 180-day retention (6 months), up to 40k monthly pageviews

30GB CDN bandwidth for high-traffic performance

4-hour response time with 120 minutes monthly support

Essential

For sites that need security and reliability, nothing more.

$348/QUARTER
$116/MONTH
Start with Essential

Updates tested before going live - breaks caught and rolled back automatically

Daily backups with one-click restore - back online in minutes if needed

CDN optimization included - fast load times worldwide

Monthly health reports in plain English

Professional

For revenue-generating sites
where downtime costs money.

$672/QUARTER
$224/MONTH
Start with Professional

Backups every 12 hours (2x more frequent) - lose hours of data, not a full day

50GB storage, 90-day retention, up to 20k monthly pageviews

20GB CDN bandwidth (4x Essential) for faster delivery

12-hour response time with 60 minutes monthly support (2x capacity)

Business

For eCommerce, high-traffic, or multi-location operations.

$1293/QUARTER
$431/MONTH
Start with Business

Hourly backups - lose minutes of data when recovery is needed, not hours or days

100GB storage, 180-day retention (6 months), up to 40k monthly pageviews

30GB CDN bandwidth for high-traffic performance

4-hour response time with 120 minutes monthly support

Essential

For sites that need security and reliability, nothing more.

$1,238/YEAR
$103/MONTH
Start with Essential

Updates tested before going live - breaks caught and rolled back automatically

Daily backups with one-click restore - back online in minutes if needed

CDN optimization included - fast load times worldwide

Monthly health reports in plain English

Professional

For revenue-generating sites
where downtime costs money.

$2,390/YEAR
$199/MONTH
Start with Professional

Backups every 12 hours (2x more frequent) - lose hours of data, not a full day

50GB storage, 90-day retention, up to 20k monthly pageviews

20GB CDN bandwidth (4x Essential) for faster delivery

12-hour response time with 60 minutes monthly support (2x capacity)

Business

For eCommerce, high-traffic, or multi-location operations.

$4,598/YEAR
$383/MONTH
Start with Business

Hourly backups - lose minutes of data when recovery is needed, not hours or days

100GB storage, 180-day retention (6 months), up to 40k monthly pageviews

30GB CDN bandwidth for high-traffic performance

4-hour response time with 120 minutes monthly support

Every tier includes break prevention with automatic rollback, complete backups with one-click restore, and CDN for fast load times.  Clear capacity limits - no surprise invoices.

Compare everything side-by-side

This is for Serious Sites

Not hobby blogs. Not placeholder sites. This is for WordPress sites that generate revenue, handle transactions, or represent your brand to customers who expect professionalism.

YOU NEED THIS IF:

Your site directly generates leads,
sales, bookings, or revenue.

Downtime or slow pages have
measurable costs.

You've dealt with hacks, broken updates,
or performance issues before.

You're tired of vendors who monitor
problems instead of solving them.

You want one competent team handling
operations so you don't have to.

Choose Your Next Step

No credit card required for audits

No sales pressure, ever

Direct access to technical team

No credit card required for audits

No sales pressure, ever

Direct access to technical team

No credit card required for audits

No sales pressure, ever

Direct access to technical team

Questions from People Who've Been Burned Before

What happens when an update breaks something critical?
How is this different from my current agency retainer?
Do you support WooCommerce, multilingual sites, or complex setups?
What if I need to cancel?